Get Your Shit Together, Man

’Cause it’s time for the Süddeutsche Zeitung’s American Slang Quiz. Zis is so kool, I find.

     posted 20 October 2007 by Michael Scott Moore

  1. Richtige Antworten: 19
    Verbrauchte Zeit: 03:33 Minuten
    Erreichte Punktzahl: 12.411.016

    — Bowleserised    Oct 20, 02:27 pm    #

  2. Twelve million points! Jesus. But you missed one?

    — Mike    Oct 21, 01:50 pm    #

  3. Richtige Antworten: 20
    verbrauchte Zeit: 03:50 Minuten
    erreichte Punktzahl: 13.099.103

    I have my shit together for sure, so let’s talk turkey: where do I sign up for the green card?

    — MountPenguin    Oct 21, 07:36 pm    #

  4. I read somewhere that for residency you need at least 13.100.000 points.

    Richtige Antworten: 20
    verbrauchte Zeit: 02:18 Minuten
    erreichte Punktzahl: 17.083.940

    — Mike    Oct 21, 10:23 pm    #

  5. Curses. Looks like the Tex-Mex border for me then.

    — MountPenguin    Oct 22, 03:32 pm    #

  6. I’d pretend to be Cuban. They get automatic residency, as long as the boat doesn’t sink.

    — Mike    Oct 22, 09:05 pm    #

  7. Richtige Antworten: 19
    verbrauchte Zeit: 02:48 Minuten
    erreichte Punktzahl: 15.166.250

    (einen Happen essen? wtf?)

    OK, Mike. You win. But I’ll be back. Hahhhahaahaaa. Erp.

    — Ben    Oct 24, 06:34 pm    #