Get Your Shit Together, Man

’Cause it’s time for the Süddeutsche Zeitung’s American Slang Quiz. Zis is so kool, I find.

     posted 20 October 2007 by Michael Scott Moore

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    Bowleserised    Oct 20, 02:27 pm    #

  2. Twelve million points! Jesus. But you missed one?

    Mike    Oct 21, 01:50 pm    #

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    I have my shit together for sure, so let’s talk turkey: where do I sign up for the green card?

    MountPenguin    Oct 21, 07:36 pm    #

  4. I read somewhere that for residency you need at least 13.100.000 points.

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    Mike    Oct 21, 10:23 pm    #

  5. Curses. Looks like the Tex-Mex border for me then.

    MountPenguin    Oct 22, 03:32 pm    #

  6. I’d pretend to be Cuban. They get automatic residency, as long as the boat doesn’t sink.

    Mike    Oct 22, 09:05 pm    #

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    (einen Happen essen? wtf?)

    OK, Mike. You win. But I’ll be back. Hahhhahaahaaa. Erp.

    Ben    Oct 24, 06:34 pm    #